sophie rags 4rthie!

pranshu-abe chal 4rhtie ko rag karega
cr-kya bol rahe ho!!chalo!!!!
place-appy ka room
aakash,appy,aur humara victim raju pehle se room me maujood hai
pranshu -abe raju ye sophie tere se kuch poochna chahta hai
raju-ha pooch yaar
cr-q1)suppose aap kisi ladki se love kartein hai.apki job us me lag gayi.1-2 saal baad jab aap wapis aatein hai(is dauraan aap ladki se contact me nah irahe),to pata chlta hai ki aapke baapu ne ladki se shaadi kar li,aur ab wo apki maa hai.what will u do??
raju-zwinks!!!!hmm....main ghar se bhaag jaunga
cr-q2)aapki nayi shaadi hui hai,and aap infi horny ho rahe ho.aap first time pondy ki cd laatein hai,and u c the porn star is ur wife only!!what will u do??
raju-pass
cr-q3)aap ek din office se jaldi aatein hai,u enter ur bedroom and find ur best frnd and wife on bed.u hav a gun and only one bullet.kiska game karoge aap
raju-frnd ka
cr-lekin aapki wife to..:P frnd ko mar ke kya hoga
raju-wife ko
cr-but aapke frnd to free me ash karke chala gaya!!
raju-abe khud ko mar lunga yaar
22 questions follwed this!!!!

appy-abe saala sophie jab se liye ja rhaa hai,saale chal kapdein uta
cr-turant saare kapde utar deta hai
raju infi nbd me room se bhaga hai,kahi wo phas na jaye
akash-abe ja usko rook
cr 1 haath me kapdein le ke raju pe piche daudta hai........main apki complain nahi kaunga!

chinki's godgiri

chinki apna gmail logout karna bhool gaya(god-bole's compu),aur mess chala gaya
enters cr
cr pranshu ke gmail ke chndra(mahima) ko buzz marta hai
cr- hey chandra
5 mni. no replie
cr-abe chandra reply to kar
pranshu wapis entry marta hai
pranshu-kutte ye kya kar raha hai
cr-aapki setting
pranshu-dayamaxxx,what the fish,saale macho ye kya kiya
pranshu in full nbd
aage cheeze sabyata ke dayre se bahar ho jati hai..

singh ke funde

ye kahani bahut purani ho chuki,but phir bhi main sanket ke kahne pe isse dobara repeat kar raha hu taki kabhi koi "singh ke fundae" na aazmaye

cr-rahul abe yaar tu hi hai jo meri madad kar saka hai,baki sab chutiye hai,mera kuch kar yaar
ladki bhav hi nahi de rhai
singh-abe tereko chamakta nahi hai kya!abe ladkilog ko jitna bhav dega utna tera katega
tu ek kaam kar,ladki ko ditch mar uski frnd ko pata!!
cr-kya!!yeda ho gaya hai kya
singh-abe saale ladki pe fight mar ke #$%$ ukhad liya.follow what i say.c agar tu uski frnd ko patayega,she will feel insecure and jealous..baki to tu samjhdaar hai
cr - j baat bhi sahi hai!!
rahul tu god hai be

uske baad kya hua ye sabhi jantein hai

kattu ka 6ka

baat tab ki hai jab kattu mumbai se gurgaon ja rhaa tha
train me kinner aa gaye
kinner-aye chikne chal paisa nikal!
kattu-aap ek kaam karo ye 10 rs lo aur 5 wapis kar do!!!!
kinner ne 10 rs le ke apni bra me paise daal liye
kinner-ja nahi dete paise jo karna hai kar le!!

sabse gora kaun...c. don

place -guest house

babe(bai,full tite)-wo gora wala ladka kaha hai
birju-kaun sanket(sanket samne aa ta hai)
nahi usse bhi
sanket-kaun malpani!!
bai-ha wohi kaha hai wo?
aur is prakar papa google ko babe(bai) mil gayi,with apsycho son,who has learned only one sentance
"mere saath kheloge",chahe aap kahi bhi ho,kisi bhi halata me(cd baap cd beta :P)

singh with king(fisher)

Place-9bar,goa
shah-idhar to saala sab log dope mar ke naach raah hai
smit-chal hum bhi nachtein hai
cr enthu me gawti dance suru kar deta hai
rahul-abe saale aise mut naaz,kisi ko pata nahi chalna chaiye hum log hosh me hai,rem. mafia
phir singh shows us how to dance
it was like a dance sequence from deshdrohi(aisa dance madhosh ho ke hi kiya ja sakta hai)!
jai ho singh aur uske funde

hello its behera speaking!

place -9bar,goa
pupun(phone pe)-"i am half drunk,i am not gonna remember what i said,but today i wanne tell you that i love you.I love you bonu.You are so stud!"
(8 more call with same content and but diff person)

pupun(to cr)-main abhi poore hosh me hu,meri baat maan le,ek baar chakh ke dekh,aisa sukh tujhe kabhi naseeb na hoga
cr(chutiya rep.)-aisa kya!
aur cr ne apne dharm ka macho kar diya!

sanket wali baat

place-9 bar

sanki and pupun out(4-5 visky,3-4rum).
birju out(1/2 bottle beer)
rahul singh- dance pe chance mar raha hai
shah,smit-garba at disc
cr-sanket le yaar birju nahi pi pa raha beer tu pi le
sanket-saale mujhe galat beer pilana chahata hai taki mujhe aids ho jaye
cr-kya!!!!beer pine se kisi ko aids hua hai kya!!!!
sanket-are pagle kya ullu banaya!!