my experience with truth

umeed dum tod de to maza aata hai

sach sapna tod de to maza aata hai

fikr nahi ab hume is zamaane ki

kaun kiska hai sab nazar aata hai

naam ghum jayega,chehera ye badal jayega

meri blog hi meri pehnchaan hai... :)

kuch shayari bhi ho jaye

ruk se parda hata de zara sathiya
bas abhi rang-e-mehfil badal jayega

jo behoosh hai hosh me ayega
girne wala jo hai wo sambhal jayega

tum tasalli na do bas beithe raho
waqt kuch marne ka mera tal jayega

kya ye kam hai,masiha ke hone hi se
maut ka bhi irada badal jayega

suna hai usko mohhabat duwaye deti hai
jo dil pe chot to khaye magar gila na kare

khuda kisi ko kise par kabhi fida na kare
agar kare,to kayamat tak juda na kare!!

Jis raat mein nahi roya!

Baat humari didi ki shaadi ki hai
shaadi ke ke baat bidayi ka ek funda hota hai
ye hindu log types jain log me bhi hota hai
actully i feel hindu religion ko copy paste karke usme thoda change
marke jainism ban gaya hai!!
ha to aisa hota hai ki ladki ko shaadi ke baad jab katatein hai o usko
bidai boltein hai
and us time sab senti ho jatein hai,chhati pit pit ke rotein hai!!!!saala
ab humari didi ki bhi bidai tha,sab saala roye pade hai,mujhe bada
ajeeb lag raha tha
mujhe rona nahi aata aise time pe!!!actully mereko hasi aa rahi
thi,sab aisa behav kar rahe the
jaise meri didi ko marne le ja rahe ho,ek episold bhi yaad aa gaya alif-laila ka
uske ladki shaadi ko joda pehan ke haiwan to gift kar di jati thi :P
us bin hum bahut ambarras feel kiya,sab aisa ghor rahe the,kamine
ro,kya kar raha hai
naam duba raha hai,types look pass kar rahe the!!

jab dosri didi ki shaadi ayi,tu humare mamaji ne than liya beta ye
vidai ekdum senti hone lage
sabko bolne lage mahool banao...!
mera dimag kharab ho gaya
jatein jatein did,humre pass bhi aayi gale mili,ro rahi thi
hum usko chupke se kaam me kahe didi tumhara makeup kharab ho raha hai
phaltu senti mat ho!wo hasne lagi!!!
phir saala sab log aise nigah se dekh rahe the jaise"haramkhor poora
vidai ka video hi kharab kar diya!"

d1l wale ki mohhabat

kaash chandani ko ye ehsaas hota ki uski berang jawani itni fiki hai
uske taro ki chamak ne chupa rakha hai wo gehera raaz
kamsin uski muskaan , sanaatein hai badhawazz
sochta hu ki wo meri ho jaaye,chahata hu ki wo meri ho jaye
janata hu itna ki mein janana nahi chahata sach kya hai
sukun kya hai maza kya hai
meri dewangee to bas gungruu ki bejaan tapish hai
meri yaado,mere junoo ki ranjish hai
use yaad karta hu to sochta hu kahi wo chandani to nahi
bhige hooto me basi nami ko mehsoos karta hu uske
aur yahi dua haiwo laaut aaye,mujhme sirf mujh me

sophie rags 4rthie!

pranshu-abe chal 4rhtie ko rag karega
cr-kya bol rahe ho!!chalo!!!!
place-appy ka room
aakash,appy,aur humara victim raju pehle se room me maujood hai
pranshu -abe raju ye sophie tere se kuch poochna chahta hai
raju-ha pooch yaar
cr-q1)suppose aap kisi ladki se love kartein hai.apki job us me lag gayi.1-2 saal baad jab aap wapis aatein hai(is dauraan aap ladki se contact me nah irahe),to pata chlta hai ki aapke baapu ne ladki se shaadi kar li,aur ab wo apki maa hai.what will u do??
raju-zwinks!!!!hmm....main ghar se bhaag jaunga
cr-q2)aapki nayi shaadi hui hai,and aap infi horny ho rahe ho.aap first time pondy ki cd laatein hai,and u c the porn star is ur wife only!!what will u do??
raju-pass
cr-q3)aap ek din office se jaldi aatein hai,u enter ur bedroom and find ur best frnd and wife on bed.u hav a gun and only one bullet.kiska game karoge aap
raju-frnd ka
cr-lekin aapki wife to..:P frnd ko mar ke kya hoga
raju-wife ko
cr-but aapke frnd to free me ash karke chala gaya!!
raju-abe khud ko mar lunga yaar
22 questions follwed this!!!!

appy-abe saala sophie jab se liye ja rhaa hai,saale chal kapdein uta
cr-turant saare kapde utar deta hai
raju infi nbd me room se bhaga hai,kahi wo phas na jaye
akash-abe ja usko rook
cr 1 haath me kapdein le ke raju pe piche daudta hai........main apki complain nahi kaunga!

chinki's godgiri

chinki apna gmail logout karna bhool gaya(god-bole's compu),aur mess chala gaya
enters cr
cr pranshu ke gmail ke chndra(mahima) ko buzz marta hai
cr- hey chandra
5 mni. no replie
cr-abe chandra reply to kar
pranshu wapis entry marta hai
pranshu-kutte ye kya kar raha hai
cr-aapki setting
pranshu-dayamaxxx,what the fish,saale macho ye kya kiya
pranshu in full nbd
aage cheeze sabyata ke dayre se bahar ho jati hai..